Tuesday, April 6, 2010

10 things I hate about Utah

Warning: This might get personal

1. Snow in April. Once Winter is over, there should never be a day in Spring or Summer that is colder than any day was in the Winter time span.

2. The cloned girls. Let's get some variety!

3. My dog is not here.

4. If I'm in Utah, I'm in school.

5. Deer poop.

6. The bottomless sink.

7. The Drivers who have no respect for the lives of others...or themselves, it seems.

8. The half rain/snow slush that ruins even the best of days.

9. The wind is just ridiculous.

10. The poster-bearing Mormon protesters whose signs actually parallel with Mormon beliefs, but they know so little about what they are protesting that they don't even realize they are agreeing with it.




I want my dog.




This is what every girl in Utah looks like. Fake blonde, huge bump on top of and behind head, just imagine a really bad fake tan.